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The Mrs says that I need regular restraining and to made to feel like a worthless worm. I don't mind any of that but the pedigree chum diet is playing havoc with my arse ! :icon_eek::laugh:

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Being mates with you Darcy is like being mates with Hannibal Lecter! The constant chipping away at our already frail minds with your evil brain chisels (known to normal people as Text messages) is f*****g torture eh Burnie? So the pedigree chum really is the icing on an already really shit cake............... YOU b*****d !! :icon_eek::laugh: As for the "here mate here's a porno you can borrow" only for it turn into another one of your twisted experiments is just too much. Burnie thought he was in for a couple of ours Ben Dover Bums London on the sofa with the Mrs !! But oh no !! It wasn't qiute like that was it? "Strap Attack", what's all that about. Burnie's life hasn't been the same since. Come to think of it neither has his arse. I told him to hide the rolling pin from his Mrs but he wouldn't listen ! :laugh::laugh::laugh:

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